New Post: Access Page Owner contact email?

OK, if anyone ever needs to get information about the current page, use the _spPageContextInfo object (thanks to John Liu)

var thisPageID =_spPageContextInfo.pageItemId;
console.log("this Page's ID: ", thisPageID);

So... pretty soon I should have a function that loops through the xml matching the page ID to the current page ID, and then return contact info....